Let's be honest, some people should die. Like ann here, a venal, pompas, arrogant cunt. She's the kind of person you hope to see when you pass a car accident on the highway. But sometimes, wishing isin't enough. Sometimes youy need to nudge the grim reaper along and Give-Ann-Cancer!!
How, you ask? Easy! All you need is a simple sun reflector! Like this one.
Next, we'll need a little help from the lady herself. Wonder where she'll be? Here's the tour!
Now all you need to do is shine the good 'ol sun directly into her face and let the UV rays do their work! After that it's up to the grave diggers!
Enjoy!
Book Tour Schedule
Note: All times are Eastern.Tuesday, June 6, 2006
7:09 – 7:15 am NBC – National The TODAY Show
11:00 – 11:20 am KVI – Seattle, WA Kirby Wilbur Show
11:25 – 11:40 am WSUS – Franklin, NJ Issues and Ideas with Chris DiBello
12:30 – 12:45 pm WLW – Cincinnati, OH Bill Cunningham Show
1:35 – 1:55 pm WJGR – Jacksonville, FL The John Pendleton Show
6:10 – 6:25 pm WTKK FM – Boston, MA The Michael Graham Show
9:00pm Fox News Channel – National Hannity & Colmes
11:00pm MSNBC – National The Situation with Tucker Carlson
Wednesday, June 7, 2006
7:45 am Fox News Channel – National Fox & Friends
2:00 – 5:00 pm Nationally Syndicated Sean Hannity Radio Show
11:00 – 11:30 pm Fox News Radio – National Alan Colmes Radio
Thursday June 8, 2006
7:30 – 7:45 am Salem Radio Network — National Bill Bennett’s Morning in America
11:05 – 11:17 am Cox Radio Syndication — National The Neil Boortz Show
1:05 – 1:25 pm KVI – Seattle, WA The John Carlson Show
1:30 – 1:40 pm WABC – New York, NY The Mark Simone Show
2:30 – 3:00 pm WMUZ Christian Radio – Detroit, MI Bob Dutko Show
4:00 pm Fox News Channel – National Your World with Neil Cavuto
6:00 pm CNN – National Lou Dobbs Tonight
7:30 – 7:55 pm Radio America – National Michael Reagan Show
8:00 – 8:30 pm KKLA – Los Angeles, CA Frank Pastore Show
8:35 – 8:45 pm Fox News Radio – National The John Gibson Show
10:00 – 10:15 pm KPAM – Portland, ORD Victoria Taft Show
Friday, June 9, 2006
6:40 – 7:00 am WEEI – Boston, MA Dennis and Callahan with John Dennis and Gerry Callahan
7:00 – 7:20 am WWBA – Tampa, FL The Morning Magazine
7:36 – 7:57 am WWTN – Nashville, TN The Steve Gill Show
8:05 – 8:20 am WFLA – Orlando, FL The Pat Campbell Show
8:30 – 9:00 am WCWA – Toledo, OH The Troy Neff Show
9:05 – 9:30 am WGST – Atlanta, GA Denny Radio with Denny Schaffer
9:35 – 9:55 am WAAV – Wilmington, NC Rhonda Bellamy Show
10:25 – 10:30 am WREC – Memphis, TN Memphis Morning News
1:00 pm Fox News Channel — National Dayside with Juliet Huddy and Mike Jerrick
4:00 – 5:00 pm Michael Medved Show 6:00pm CNBC – National Kudlow and Company
Saturday, June 10, 2006
12:10 – 12:40 pm KVTT – Dallas, TX (also syndicated) The Gary DeMar Show
8:00pm Fox News Channel – National Heartland with John Kasich
Sunday June 11, 2006
8:06 – 8:40 pm WRKO – Boston, MA Pundit Review with Kevin Walen and Gregg Jackson
9:06 – 9:32 pm KOGO – San Diego, CA The Steve Yuhas Show
9:35 – 9:55 pm WDBO – Daytona each, FL The Andrea Shea-King Show
Monday, June 12, 2006
7:40 – 7:48 am WGST – Atlanta, GA AM Atlanta with Thom Hughes
7:50 – 8:00 am WBAL – Baltimore, MD The Dave Dorian Morning Show
8:10 – 8:25 am WKRC – Cincinnati, OH 55KRC Morning Show with Craig Kopp and Jerry Thomas
8:30 – 8:40 am KFTK – St. Louis, MO Allman and Smash in the Morning
8:45 – 8:57 am WTIC – Hartford, CT Mornings with Ray (Dunaway) and Diane (Smith)
9:05 – 9:17 am KCOL – Loveland, CO Mornings with Keith and Gayle
10:05 – 10:25 am Salem Radio Network – National Mike Gallagher Show
1:45 – 1:55 pm Nationally Syndicated Ed Shultz Show
2:00 – 3:00 pm Salem Radio Network — National Denis Prager
4:00 – 4:30 pm WRKO – Boston, MA The Howie Carr Show
4:35 – 4:55 pm KOGO – San Diego, CA The Mark Larson Show
5:00 pm Fox News Channel — National The Big Story with John Gibson
6:00 – 6:15 pm KCBI – Dallas, TX Jerry Johnson Live! 6:30 – 7:00 pm Westwood One – National Lars Larson Show
7:05 – 7:15 pm KLIF – Dallas, TX The Greg Knapp Show
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
5:00 – 6:00 pm WBT – Charlotte, NC The Brian Wilson Show
6:30 – 6:40 pm WPHT – Philadelphia, PA The Suzanne LaFankie Show
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
11:00 – 11:05 am KEX – Portland, OR Saturday Morning Update with Steve Lindsley
11:15 – 11:55 am American Family Radio (AFR) – National Today’s Issues
3:35 – 3:55 pm KFAB — Omaha, NE The Tom Becka Show
4:05 – 4:25 pm Ave Maria Radio Network Kresta in the Afternoon with Al Kresta
5:06 – 5:20 pm WFLA – Orlando, FL Bug Hedinger LIVE
6:30 – 7:00 pm Fox News Channel – National The O’Reilly Factor
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